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The Mane Event: Surrey Man Offers ‘Piggybacks’ to Stallion in Weekly Pursuit of Interspecies Equality

GUILDFORD, UK — In the rolling hills of the Surrey countryside, local resident Arthur Penhaligon, 58,…
Journalist Fired After Accidentally Including ‘The Truth’ in 4,000-Word SEO-Optimized Listicle

DATELINE: THE ALGORITHM — A senior staff writer at Global Feed Analytics was terminated early Saturday…
This One Weird Trick for Ignoring Global Disasters Will Leave You Completely Uninformed (and We Love That for You)

DATELINE: THE INTERNET — In a world where the 24-hour news cycle has been compressed into…
“Wait, Am I Real?”—U.S. Surgeon General Issues Advisory on “Recursive Existential Dread” from AI News Slop

SILICON VALLEY, CA — The U.S. Surgeon General has issued a red-alert advisory today as “Recursive…
Department of Peace Unveils Greenland’s Rebrand: “The World’s Largest Gated Community”

NUUK, GREENLAND — Following the recent escalation of tariffs against eight European allies, the Department of…
The Great “Air-Fried” Exodus: Why 2026 is the Year We Finally Quit the Kitchen

The Great “Air-Fried” Exodus: Why 2026 is the Year We Finally Quit the Kitchen In early…
The Silicon Sabbatical: Why 2026 is the Year We Outsource Our “Burnout” to AI

In early 2026, the corporate world has been transfixed by the trending “Quiet Recovery” movement—a pivot…
The Incorruptible Electorate: Why Dogs Are the Character Judges We Need at the Polls

As we approach the mid-2020s, the human political landscape is increasingly defined by “post-truth” rhetoric and…
DIGITAL PSYCHOSIS? Experts Warn ‘AI Brain Rot’ Is Inducing Real-World Hallucinations In Unsuspecting Readers

NEW YORK — As the digital landscape becomes increasingly saturated with synthetic text, a disturbing new…
THE SILENT KILLER: Shocking 2026 Study Reveals 100% of Fatalities Trace Back to This ONE Controversial Life Event!

GENEVA — In a groundbreaking report released today, global health statisticians have confirmed a terrifying new…