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SHOCKING: Simpsons Porn Outlawed in Australia

By: Julian Sterling | Digital Ethics CorrespondentJanuary 17, 2026 CANBERRA – In a move that has…
SHOCKING? Man Finds REAL Worms in Bag of Gummy Worms—What Brands Should You Look Out For?

MINNEAPOLIS – In what social media is already calling the ultimate “truth in advertising” nightmare, a…
Remember these top 10 SCARIEST moments in family guy?

While Family Guy is primarily a vessel for Peter Griffin’s buffoonery and 80s pop-culture references, the…
The “Paw-sitively” Paranoid: 2026’s Latest Tech for the Emotionally Needy Pet (and Their Humans)

By: Julian Sterling | Tech & Lifestyle CorrespondentJanuary 17, 2026 SAN FRANCISCO – If you thought…
The “Raw Air” Revolution: Why 2026’s Elite are Paying to Breathe Unprocessed Oxygen

NEW YORK — As the “2026 is the new 2016” nostalgia wave continues to dominate social…
Local Man Achieves Total “Digital Zen” by Paying Monthly Subscription to Block Own Hands

PALO ALTO, CA — In a breakthrough for the 2026 “Great Disconnect” movement, local resident Arthur…
The Silent Generation Breaks Its Silence: Seeking a Digital Translation in 2026

LOS ANGELES — In a surprising cultural shift this January 2026, the Silent Generation (born 1928–1945)…
THE FELINE FATALITY? Scientists Warn That Your Cute Kitten Could Be Hiding A DEBILITATING Secret About Your Brain!

By Science DeskPublished: January 17, 2026 Recent breakthroughs in neurobiology are casting a shadow over the…
You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next: The One Metric Killing Journalism (And It’s Probably In Your Fridge)

DATELINE: SILICON VALLEY, 2026 — In a landmark report released this week, tech analysts confirmed that…
GOP Supermajority Swaps ‘Dream’ for ‘Drimm’: Congress Replaces MLK Day with National Silly Hat Day to “Lighten the National Mood”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a legislative pivot that historians are calling “aggressively whimsical,” the U.S. House…